Ever eat a rabbit turd? Ever urinate on your brother's head? Ever use an outhouse at fifty below? Josef Chmielowski has. Not only that, but this sourdough from Sourdough has survived countless other entertaining situations, many of which are retold in this vivacious volume. Josef's collection of humorous short stories successfully captures the essence of daily routine on an Alaskan homestead, and investigates the undeniable link between mischief, males, and mayhem. His world was so compact for so many years that small things took on a deeper meaning. An incredible adventure. -- Richard Krzeczkowski, (Company Director), Wyandotte, Michigan It brings back memories of my childhood. -- Joe Evans, Dallas, Texas Where in the Hell is Sourdough, Alaskamade me laugh out loud. -- Floyd Bates Josef Chmielowski was born in Glennallen, Alaska and raised with his four older brothers just north of the historical Sourdough Roadhouse. After graduating from Glennallen High School, he attended the United States Military Academy at West Point, New York for more than two years. Subsequently, he transferred to Rutgers College in New Brunswick, New Jersey where he obtained a BA in physics and BS in geology. Josef received an MS in geophysics from the University of Arizona, Tucson for his research and fieldwork on seismology and global tectonics of the Bolivian Andes. Currently, he is employed as a geophysicist in Alaska and spends his free time traveling, hiking, climbing, snowboarding, skydiving, and writing.