Step into the wild, unfiltered, and absolutely bonkers world of John Young's teenage years in this riotous prequel to Hotdog Wars . Brace yourself for an unapologetic trip down memory lane, where the '80s come alive in all their chaotic glory. From big hair and bigger music to the birth of arcade games, ice cream van wars, and high-octane escapades in Hong Kong, Straight Outta Derby delivers gut-busting laughs, jaw-dropping stories, and a hefty dose of nostalgia. John pulls no punches as he recounts fictionalized tales of teenage rebellion, laugh-out-loud moments, and a fair share of questionable decisions. Whether he’s plotting pranks at school, wreaking havoc across Hong Kong, or reflecting on a simpler, crazier time, every page is a reminder that life’s best stories are rarely PG-rated. Packed with sharp wit, satirical humor, and a hearty dose of cynicism, this book isn’t for the easily offended—but if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt, grab your copy today. Warning: Contains adult themes, crude jokes, and a cast of characters who live life on their terms. Reader discretion is advised.
